Julia Rowe
Young Canes fan passes away
Posted: Aug. 26 7:12 p.m. Updated: Aug. 26 10:59 p.m.
Raleigh, N.C. — A young girl who helped inspire the Carolina Hurricanes during their 2006 Stanley Cup run died Tuesday. Julia Rowe, 8, died after a long fight with leukemia. When the Cane’s won the Stanley Cup, Rowe helped cut player Mike Commodore's red hair for a cancer fundraiser.
Let's all try to remember St. Baldricks this year. Maybe we can try to do a little more in some capacity.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
So we look to the fall
So with the C-1 season having drawn to a close we look to the fall. The Dawgs having closed out their season with an impressive victory over a team who the author can't recall probably due to the blow to the head, and earlier genetic malformities ascribed at birth. The Blue Sox, aaaaah now it comes back to me.
Again a hard fought game. Again a game in which Mark AKA "Wiggle Room, I'll show you Wiggle Room", Campbell continued his scoring streak on Kid Lightning. Of which his return was much bally hood or hoo ballied, depending on you spoke with.
From my perspective, I think the Dawgs had a good season, with a slow start, and with the loss of the Phenom goalie, who could only be described as the heart and soul of the Dawgs; left an uphill battle all the way. Sure Jamie, the lower intestine of the team fought valiantly, along with Armond, Eric, and all the rest. General Manager, E when asked about the adjustments to the season with regards to loss of Jon choked out an emotional response marred with tears.
"I don't know it was just different. Guys came in more up-beat. We felt like we really had a chance"
The addition of Jimmy Noble and significant improvement from almost all players made this season fun, and bulldog hockey something to watch. I expect the fall to be exciting, and I look for the Dawgs to be a team, that has a shot, on any given night. " We ain't the team to beat, but then we ain't afraid to beat the team to beat either " That's a little not quote from Cletus Twain, Mark Twains little known distant cousin known mainly for Hi cu Poetry, and Huffing Turpentine.
Go Dawgs
Again a hard fought game. Again a game in which Mark AKA "Wiggle Room, I'll show you Wiggle Room", Campbell continued his scoring streak on Kid Lightning. Of which his return was much bally hood or hoo ballied, depending on you spoke with.
From my perspective, I think the Dawgs had a good season, with a slow start, and with the loss of the Phenom goalie, who could only be described as the heart and soul of the Dawgs; left an uphill battle all the way. Sure Jamie, the lower intestine of the team fought valiantly, along with Armond, Eric, and all the rest. General Manager, E when asked about the adjustments to the season with regards to loss of Jon choked out an emotional response marred with tears.
"I don't know it was just different. Guys came in more up-beat. We felt like we really had a chance"
The addition of Jimmy Noble and significant improvement from almost all players made this season fun, and bulldog hockey something to watch. I expect the fall to be exciting, and I look for the Dawgs to be a team, that has a shot, on any given night. " We ain't the team to beat, but then we ain't afraid to beat the team to beat either " That's a little not quote from Cletus Twain, Mark Twains little known distant cousin known mainly for Hi cu Poetry, and Huffing Turpentine.
Go Dawgs
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Big Night at the Pound
Its a big night at the Dawg Pound, as the Dawgs will be taking on a relatively strong Renegade team. General Manager "E" indicated that the game held play-off implications, and outlined the Factory's new Play-off format. Apparently the format consists of a combination of Olympic Hockey, International Curling, and Miniature Golf.
Basically if the Dawgs can win 2 periods tonight, 1 period next week, and 2 periods, one comma, and semi colon the third week; they will qualify for Nascar Chase to the Cup.
In a related statement the league Commissioner E.J. Stern, did confirm that if you "get the puck in the clown's mouth" you are automatically in the finals. I'm not gonna lie to you folks, I was a little confused by the format Heddon outlined in his e-mail, I can only hope he sobers up before the game.
None-the-less, quick shifts, patience, and minimal penalties (Lonnie and Matt), will give the Dawgs a good shot at taking this one home.
In an unrelated story rumors surfaced that Kid Lightning was spotted "Skating Out" on Monday Night with the C-2 Crunch. No-one is confirming or denying this statement, however, there have been several accounts indicating the injured captain TR Buskirk returned early from an injured ankle, looking faster, sharper, and a lot more handsome on the ice. TR scored an assist in his first shift with an artistic pass that would have made Gretzky pull out of Janet.
Shortly there after, Commissioner E.J. "Commissioner Gordon" Stern appeared and TR backed of his Liquid speed and skills to let some of the others have a chance to play.
That's all for now. Good Night, and Go Dawgs!!!!!!!
Basically if the Dawgs can win 2 periods tonight, 1 period next week, and 2 periods, one comma, and semi colon the third week; they will qualify for Nascar Chase to the Cup.
In a related statement the league Commissioner E.J. Stern, did confirm that if you "get the puck in the clown's mouth" you are automatically in the finals. I'm not gonna lie to you folks, I was a little confused by the format Heddon outlined in his e-mail, I can only hope he sobers up before the game.
None-the-less, quick shifts, patience, and minimal penalties (Lonnie and Matt), will give the Dawgs a good shot at taking this one home.
In an unrelated story rumors surfaced that Kid Lightning was spotted "Skating Out" on Monday Night with the C-2 Crunch. No-one is confirming or denying this statement, however, there have been several accounts indicating the injured captain TR Buskirk returned early from an injured ankle, looking faster, sharper, and a lot more handsome on the ice. TR scored an assist in his first shift with an artistic pass that would have made Gretzky pull out of Janet.
Shortly there after, Commissioner E.J. "Commissioner Gordon" Stern appeared and TR backed of his Liquid speed and skills to let some of the others have a chance to play.
That's all for now. Good Night, and Go Dawgs!!!!!!!
Friday, July 25, 2008
Rumors Abound Dawgland
Well its all rumors and speculation at Camp Bulldog. It appears that stand in Goalie "Spencer" has done such a good job, that he is being groomed for full time replacement, of longtime superstar Jonathon "Lightning Glove". An un-named source close with the team speculated that the controversy really started with Jon's on-again off-again retirement. "Jon was always hurt. This hurts that hurts, hey don't poke me there. The guy was whiny, a prema donna."
"I think the Dawgs just got tired of all the waiting and the game playing" another source again anonymously stated.
All of this could spell trouble for the Dawgs front office, because If Jonathon does come back and goes to another team, it will undoubtedly be another C-1 team, in which case J-O-N spells trouble for the Dawgs.
Never short on words when contacted Jon flatly stated. "E (Eric Heddon Dawgs Owner and General Manager) just likes Spence, because he's actually taller. " "I'll get mine" Jon stated. "Cause I'm gonna play somewhere Somebodies feelin a need for the lightning glove".
At first Dawgs General Manager and first Mate Jamie Constantlyeatingcheese, was unavailable for comment. However he later returned our calls and indicated little concern over the matter. "Actually he sucks." Jamie said. "We're happy to finally have a real goalie in net." "Spence does this thing that Jon seemed to lack...........its called saving the PUCK".
At the weekly C-1 ringer report/meeting, we caught up with several other teams, and asked them how they would feel about the possibility of snagging a free agent like Jon. "Doesn't he suck?" Blue Sox representatives enquired. The Renegades, Ringers, and Ziggies all had similar comments too colorful for this viewing audience.
One last side note, Jerry Jones, Owner operator self-proclaimed pariah of the Dallas Cowboys was contacted, and at first completely balked at the idea; however, seemed to show some interest after being told about his rap sheet. "Arrested in a strip bar? Hmmmmmm. I have my people take a look." Jones stated.
So for now it looks like Jon is out of the Dawg-House, and Spence is in. More on this later....
"I think the Dawgs just got tired of all the waiting and the game playing" another source again anonymously stated.
All of this could spell trouble for the Dawgs front office, because If Jonathon does come back and goes to another team, it will undoubtedly be another C-1 team, in which case J-O-N spells trouble for the Dawgs.
Never short on words when contacted Jon flatly stated. "E (Eric Heddon Dawgs Owner and General Manager) just likes Spence, because he's actually taller. " "I'll get mine" Jon stated. "Cause I'm gonna play somewhere Somebodies feelin a need for the lightning glove".
At first Dawgs General Manager and first Mate Jamie Constantlyeatingcheese, was unavailable for comment. However he later returned our calls and indicated little concern over the matter. "Actually he sucks." Jamie said. "We're happy to finally have a real goalie in net." "Spence does this thing that Jon seemed to lack...........its called saving the PUCK".
At the weekly C-1 ringer report/meeting, we caught up with several other teams, and asked them how they would feel about the possibility of snagging a free agent like Jon. "Doesn't he suck?" Blue Sox representatives enquired. The Renegades, Ringers, and Ziggies all had similar comments too colorful for this viewing audience.
One last side note, Jerry Jones, Owner operator self-proclaimed pariah of the Dallas Cowboys was contacted, and at first completely balked at the idea; however, seemed to show some interest after being told about his rap sheet. "Arrested in a strip bar? Hmmmmmm. I have my people take a look." Jones stated.
So for now it looks like Jon is out of the Dawg-House, and Spence is in. More on this later....
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Sox to Battle Beloved Dawgs in early P.M.
That's right sports fans our beloved Dawgs will be in action again tonight, as they play a familiar nemesis, with an unfamiliar name. The Blue Sox. Otherwise known as the Chiefs, formerly known as, "off in the showers", until the impromptu my space sight with you-tube links prompted a investigation creating off the ice tension.
Speaking of off the ice tension. Rumor has it that celebrity automotive dealer and captain of the six is having marriage trouble. Apparently Mark "Campbell Soup" returned home early to find his wife ensconced inappropriately with of all things, a small Badger in a leisure suit. A stunned and hurt Campbell could only say, that when he entered his home he was surprised to find a Nature documentary blaring on his surround sound and what appeared to be a trail of "smallish tacky clothes" leading to the bedroom. The last thing Campbell remembered hearing before opening the door to his bedroom was, "WIGGLE ROOM, I'LL SHOW YOU WIGGLE ROOM".... The badger escaped out the window unharmed. As for the Campbell family, Mark has declined comment. Although it should be noted that an unnamed source spotted Campbell in his back yard burning all of his children's stuffed animals. Stay tuned for further developments.
Look for a good game tonight as the Dawgs have been moving the puck well and working hard in the corners. Should be a thriller.
Speaking of off the ice tension. Rumor has it that celebrity automotive dealer and captain of the six is having marriage trouble. Apparently Mark "Campbell Soup" returned home early to find his wife ensconced inappropriately with of all things, a small Badger in a leisure suit. A stunned and hurt Campbell could only say, that when he entered his home he was surprised to find a Nature documentary blaring on his surround sound and what appeared to be a trail of "smallish tacky clothes" leading to the bedroom. The last thing Campbell remembered hearing before opening the door to his bedroom was, "WIGGLE ROOM, I'LL SHOW YOU WIGGLE ROOM".... The badger escaped out the window unharmed. As for the Campbell family, Mark has declined comment. Although it should be noted that an unnamed source spotted Campbell in his back yard burning all of his children's stuffed animals. Stay tuned for further developments.
Look for a good game tonight as the Dawgs have been moving the puck well and working hard in the corners. Should be a thriller.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Shocking Developments
The Bulldogs hockey organization, and arguably the hockey world was rocked this morning when Bulldog Captain and owner Eric "Newt" Heddon announced the release of superstar Goaltender Jonathon Payne.
In a surprise press conference, Eric (Newt) announced the release, citing irreconcilable differences between the team and Jonathon. "This really was a very easy decision for me to make." Heddon announced. Citing differences in team philosophy and over-all performance issues.
"dude, he sucked. He never said anything positive. He was too quiet on the ice, and too loud off the ice. Heddon first addressed on ice issues. It was like sometimes we needed to poke him, just to see if he was awake."
Heddon also made references to several negative statements made off the ice and after games.
"He was always making fun of everyone". "He ribbed Armond so much about his custom edition, Woody Allen glasses that he almost made him cry" Armond later "accidentally" stepped on his shades and hasn't worn glasses since.
"When questioned, Armond said, "I just don't feel pretty anymore".
Other controversies included remarks made to Jamie Constantinoplecleasius, former member of the Greek National Team (no-one knows what team it was, just that it was Greek) regarding his weight. One incident almost started a fight when Jonathon stated, "Hey pudgy the Quaker Oats people called and they want you to pose for their Wilfred Brimley Men of Summer Calendar". Strangely enough Jamie had the same tearful comment as Armond. " I just don't feel pretty anymore."
Heddon denied making this decision based on any remarks about his height. "I didn't care, and I still don't care what he said about my height." However when questioned further about the incident when Jonathon Placed large phone books in his locker room stall to help him get dressed, Heddon broke into tears exclaiming, "I just want to feel pretty".
It seemed that very few people we're exempt from Jonathon's wrath. No-one else would go on record in the interview except for player/referee Pat, who simply said, "Screw him. I'm pretty".
Regardless, as this chapter in Bulldog history ends, and the Bulldogs welcome in Substitute Goalie Spencer from the Factory; one thing that will change in this world of uncertainty. The Bulldogs will indeed feel " A lot Prettier.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Dawgs Scalped by Chiefs
Well Dawg fans, our boys lost another close one, getting edged out in a game that marred by poor officiating and sportsmanship. Truly a shame when two teams can't come together in the interest of sharing the spirit of a great game, because of few zebras with "Agenda's". More on this later. First the play by play.
The first period had a lot of excitement and back and forth action. Both sides enjoyed good opportunities. The injuns drew first blood scoring on well executed screen going right threw the gaping five whole of our beloved goalie. This goal however, seemed to strike a spark particularly under our newest dawg, Jim Noble (old blood), who hustled his way to the front of the net apparently scoring on his own rebound. However, the official apparently "blew the play dead", before Jim scored.
Those watching the game closely however, could see the official glaring at Patsy, when he made the call. If you will recall recent tabloid/news agency accounts had rumored that Patsy had recently "Blown" off a trist with the un-named zebra, in what had been described as an off-again, on again Love triangle resulted from a Gaming/Star Trek convention/officiating seminar held in Charlotte earlier in the year. Patsy declined comment after the game, stating, "Live Long and Prosper" then waving to his fans with his traditional Vulcan hand wave.
The game continued on into the second period when the thief's (chiefs) struck again, when after a controversial face off, Anthony Phish skated to his right and squeezed one past Dawg-gone Goalie, Jon (spastic blood). Again closer inspection showed the un-named official coping a feel on Patsy while dropping the puck. This distraction proved fatal as Pat would lose the face off ultimately leading to a score. Side note. This one was all Goalie, as he stated in his post-game press conference, " I saw the skater and the puck the whole way, I just didn't move my feet quick enough. That was all me".
Enough was enough, and Jimmy old-blood wouldn't be denied his kill, as he rifled a beautiful slap shot passed the Chiefs Goalie ringing true to the back of the net. The see-saw battle would continue on throughout the second period. Again, noting the atrocities that which our boys faced, Karl (Canadian Bacon Blood) was even called for a penalty. Karl? Mr. Nice. Defender of good true, and all values Canadian. 5 time winner of the, "I'm a sissy girl who won't hit" trophy, was called for tripping.
The third period rocked. Both teams played hard scrappy hockey. Armand (Italian Mafia-blood name) Denuzzio scored early knotting the game at 2 where it would stay. Until the end of regulation. Our Dawgs played a great third, particularly killing off a senseless call on Jimmy Noble at the end, clearly called to keep him off the ice and get to a shoot-out.
The shoot out was equally climactic. As neither team scored on the first try. Secondly the Chiefs scored, only to be answered by a thunderous blast by Pat, who glared at the ref as he skated away. An un-named source said the official cried "hold me" as our chiseled hero skated back to the bench. The Chiefs closed it out in round 4, as our boy Spazz-blood got sloppy and gave up an easy shot.
However in a true display of sportsmanship, our goalie offered his stick to the gods throwing it sky ward, where it would remain. In the net. Next to the scoreboard. Our goalie who was so happy with his performance that he didn't even shake hands with his fellow comrades, choosing to skate over to the opponents side, shaking hands and apparently exclaiming "Duck you" and "You Ducking Suck" to several of his fellow combatants.
I wish I could make the rest of this funny. However, after a well played, hard fought game, between 2 teams which embodied sportsmanship; with virtually no penalties, I had to go and act like a 5 year old. Throwing my stuff around and cursing. I looked and acted like a jerk. Everyone in that building had fun. Including myself. Jamie said it best in the locker room, when he told me to stop feeling sorry for myself. I apologize to my teammates, the officials, the Chiefs, and anyone who saw my behavior.
Everybody played hard and had fun. Thanks guys
The first period had a lot of excitement and back and forth action. Both sides enjoyed good opportunities. The injuns drew first blood scoring on well executed screen going right threw the gaping five whole of our beloved goalie. This goal however, seemed to strike a spark particularly under our newest dawg, Jim Noble (old blood), who hustled his way to the front of the net apparently scoring on his own rebound. However, the official apparently "blew the play dead", before Jim scored.
Those watching the game closely however, could see the official glaring at Patsy, when he made the call. If you will recall recent tabloid/news agency accounts had rumored that Patsy had recently "Blown" off a trist with the un-named zebra, in what had been described as an off-again, on again Love triangle resulted from a Gaming/Star Trek convention/officiating seminar held in Charlotte earlier in the year. Patsy declined comment after the game, stating, "Live Long and Prosper" then waving to his fans with his traditional Vulcan hand wave.
The game continued on into the second period when the thief's (chiefs) struck again, when after a controversial face off, Anthony Phish skated to his right and squeezed one past Dawg-gone Goalie, Jon (spastic blood). Again closer inspection showed the un-named official coping a feel on Patsy while dropping the puck. This distraction proved fatal as Pat would lose the face off ultimately leading to a score. Side note. This one was all Goalie, as he stated in his post-game press conference, " I saw the skater and the puck the whole way, I just didn't move my feet quick enough. That was all me".
Enough was enough, and Jimmy old-blood wouldn't be denied his kill, as he rifled a beautiful slap shot passed the Chiefs Goalie ringing true to the back of the net. The see-saw battle would continue on throughout the second period. Again, noting the atrocities that which our boys faced, Karl (Canadian Bacon Blood) was even called for a penalty. Karl? Mr. Nice. Defender of good true, and all values Canadian. 5 time winner of the, "I'm a sissy girl who won't hit" trophy, was called for tripping.
The third period rocked. Both teams played hard scrappy hockey. Armand (Italian Mafia-blood name) Denuzzio scored early knotting the game at 2 where it would stay. Until the end of regulation. Our Dawgs played a great third, particularly killing off a senseless call on Jimmy Noble at the end, clearly called to keep him off the ice and get to a shoot-out.
The shoot out was equally climactic. As neither team scored on the first try. Secondly the Chiefs scored, only to be answered by a thunderous blast by Pat, who glared at the ref as he skated away. An un-named source said the official cried "hold me" as our chiseled hero skated back to the bench. The Chiefs closed it out in round 4, as our boy Spazz-blood got sloppy and gave up an easy shot.
However in a true display of sportsmanship, our goalie offered his stick to the gods throwing it sky ward, where it would remain. In the net. Next to the scoreboard. Our goalie who was so happy with his performance that he didn't even shake hands with his fellow comrades, choosing to skate over to the opponents side, shaking hands and apparently exclaiming "Duck you" and "You Ducking Suck" to several of his fellow combatants.
I wish I could make the rest of this funny. However, after a well played, hard fought game, between 2 teams which embodied sportsmanship; with virtually no penalties, I had to go and act like a 5 year old. Throwing my stuff around and cursing. I looked and acted like a jerk. Everyone in that building had fun. Including myself. Jamie said it best in the locker room, when he told me to stop feeling sorry for myself. I apologize to my teammates, the officials, the Chiefs, and anyone who saw my behavior.
Everybody played hard and had fun. Thanks guys
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